Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Dear Michelle Obama:



Your husband was just named the President.  Step it up! You look pregnant, or eerily black widow-ish.  Perhaps that was on purpose, and this hideous dress is a subtle precursor to the next 4 years where you plan on killing your husband and taking over his reign of terror.  Oh well, couldn't be much worse, could it? 
 
OR maybe she is pregnant? With another one of John Edwards' love children? The Democrats sure do have a lot of drama

P.S. that is not a personal attack on her figure, she is a skinny woman, that's just an ugly dress.  It doesn't even look good on 90 pound women on the catwalk.  I'm not attacking her because of her looks, I'm just pointing out the first in an inevitable string of bad decisions that she will make these next four years. 

3 comments:

mare said...

agreed. devin and i thought the same thing, black widow and all.

Unknown said...

haha, ryan and I were laughing about that dress too... haha. wow, it's gonna be a looooong four years!

Tawny Christensen said...

i was loving life when i saw that you used the word "precursor." YOU ARE CLASSIC mlp. gol i love thee. ps hey what's up. i stumbled upon your blog and my life is now 100% amazing. love you. chao bella.